If you could be any inanimate object, what would you be?

A: “I’d be a car or a board.”

What is your opinion on salmon trying to swim upstream a river to have babies?

A: “I think that it’s really cool of them, but the journey is dangerous for them.”

Olive Garden or Red Lobster?

A: “Olive Garden.”

What do you think about glow sticks?

A: “Glow Sticks are cool until they break and then you have a chance of dying due to being exposed by chemicals.”

Would you consider donating a dollar for my coffee funds? 

A: “I don’t see any harm, go for it.”